Tyreal

Lawful Good Human 1st-level Paladin of Chauntea

Tyreal was a paladin, back when they had their own set of ridiculous constraints that all DMs dreamed about exploiting. It was as if simply being a paladin were grounds for being punished for the character's entire life. In this case, Matt forced poor Tyreal to deliver longwinded sermons to an apathetic audience. The strain of this feat was too great for Tyreal, and he was forced into early retirement.